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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:01
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is the difference between sales incentives and sales promotions?
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
How the Universe and Its Mirrored Version Are Different - WIRED
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Horoscope for Wednesday, June 11, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times
Just Forget it!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
NASA Hides The Emmy It Just Won (Update) - NASA Watch
share office space ...
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What would it take for you to consider yourself a "Swiftie" like Flavor Flav?
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
So they tried
Win a signed pink cycling jersey of Giro winner Simon Yates - Team Visma
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
United says it will slash Newark fares to win back travelers after airport chaos - NJ.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!